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You Twee Bastard

from Stormont Valentine by Ashers' Secret Sauce

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An ode to all adult Harry Potter readers.

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You're closer to 30 than 13
So stop pretending Minions are fun (you hateful bastard)
Put down your crisp sandwiches (fucker)
And put that fucking onesie away (I hate the sight of you)
And stop making out that (bastard) it's OK
To listen to Take That (grow the fuck up) or Bruno Mars
At your age.

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from Stormont Valentine, released March 18, 2015

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Northern Irish lo-fi experimental sarcastopunk.

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