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Sammy Wilson
01:34
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You're a stand up guy
A pillar of the community
You're a future leader
But you're naked in a field in France
You're naked
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Fake Dinosaur Bones
01:12
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Go back 6000 years
God was tooling around with his bucket and spade
Burying fake dinosaur bones to test your faith.
You'd think an omnipotent being
Would have better things to do with his time
Than playing pointless tricks on
Some half-wit 6000 years in the future.
Least that's what I think anyway.
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Drop the O
01:08
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You have to wonder what Garth Brooks sees when he looks in the mirror.
A misunderstood man with a God-given talent
Who just wants to entertain...
Or does he see what the rest of us see?
A cunt in a stetson selling recycled Country & Western
To people with very low expectations.
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Kirk & Iris
01:18
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Jack & the Witches
00:31
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Jack McKee and the witches, 21st Century
Worshipping the Devil in Islandmagee
Be careful at the Rinkha, they'll haunt your ice cream
Out among the sheep where no-one can hear you scream.
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God Schmod
01:53
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Eternal fire if you don't follow
Your God's love leaves me hollow.
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Blast Radius
03:15
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Where the highway was, a smoking crater
Filled with skeletons and twisted wreckage.
The blast radius from Stormont to Carrickfergus
Took out so many cunts, we'll have to order more in
From UKIP towns in darkest England
And border holes, to fill the void left here.
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Fairy Cakes
01:10
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Fuck 'em. They have no right to tell people who they can or cannot love.
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Big Pete took me to one side and said:
"The next time you hear the uninformed sing
'The folks on the hill don't give a fuck about us'
Just you remember we're fighting your corner
Against the immigrants and the gays.
They're trying to bring society to its knees
By buying cakes and giving blood and staying in good Christian B&B's.
And please remember: never trust a man with a beard.
He's probably a hipster or a Shinner
Or bowing down to pray in an unfamiliar way
And we want none of that sort of thing around here."
We're ruled by dinosaurs.
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You Twee Bastard
01:13
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You're closer to 30 than 13
So stop pretending Minions are fun (you hateful bastard)
Put down your crisp sandwiches (fucker)
And put that fucking onesie away (I hate the sight of you)
And stop making out that (bastard) it's OK
To listen to Take That (grow the fuck up) or Bruno Mars
At your age.
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