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Going to the Shops for Pete

from Stormont Valentine by Ashers' Secret Sauce

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An imagined conversation with the not-at-all bigoted leader of our wee country.

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Big Pete took me to one side and said:
"The next time you hear the uninformed sing
'The folks on the hill don't give a fuck about us'
Just you remember we're fighting your corner
Against the immigrants and the gays.
They're trying to bring society to its knees
By buying cakes and giving blood and staying in good Christian B&B's.
And please remember: never trust a man with a beard.
He's probably a hipster or a Shinner
Or bowing down to pray in an unfamiliar way
And we want none of that sort of thing around here."
We're ruled by dinosaurs.

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from Stormont Valentine, released March 18, 2015

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Northern Irish lo-fi experimental sarcastopunk.

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