Name: Fake Dinosaur Bones
Duration: P00H01M12S
Description: The Biblical literalists' hilarious defence against evolutionary evidence: God put it there to see if you really believe in Him. Priceless.

Fake Dinosaur Bones

from Stormont Valentine by Ashers' Secret Sauce

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The Biblical literalists' hilarious defence against evolutionary evidence: God put it there to see if you really believe in Him. Priceless.

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Go back 6000 years
God was tooling around with his bucket and spade
Burying fake dinosaur bones to test your faith.
You'd think an omnipotent being
Would have better things to do with his time
Than playing pointless tricks on
Some half-wit 6000 years in the future.
Least that's what I think anyway.

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from Stormont Valentine, released March 18, 2015

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